We asked Tualatin High School’s HL 2 math class whether they preferred girls…or math. They requested to remain anonymous.

“A little bit of both. Work hard, play hard. Am I right?”

“Girls are cool and all, but have you ever correctly integrated a logarithmic equation and had the answer simplify down to a single digit?” 

“I have two hours of math homework a night…who has time for girls?”

“A woman who is into math is just that much more my type…If u like engineering hmu.”

“I’m only allowed to date integrals right now.”

“I’m using math as a form of abstinence because if you’re doing math you’re not out there getting girls.”

“Girls are temporary. Math is forever. “

“Girls won’t pay the bills.”

“Integrals.”

“At least I know math will never reject me.”