TS PMO gng ICL. This piss me off gang, I can’t lie. POV: You’re in a brainrot GC called ‘Jittleyang or Fuhulatoogan’ and everyone is raising their Ya Ya Ya. You have hella FOMO cs you don’t understand. Here’s your guide to the brain rot of our time, so you feel as happy as the piercing of unimaginable joy (99.999% accuracy). You’ll start singing about feeling six, seven.
To gain aura, rizz up the chuzz with this hack: silent repost TikToks of how much of a 6 ‘3 nonchalant sigma you are to show that you are the alpha of the pack. If you ask Tía if it smells and she says yes, you’re cooked. To avoid this, tell Santos that you started GRWMs (get ready with me) and are in your self-care era.
If there’s a girl behind you mama, it’s literally not that deep. Just be you—–- be brainrot.
