Olivia Seits
April 21, 2020
Having a sibling is a weird experience. One minute you’ll be fighting over stealing each other's clothes and using each other's deodorant because you’re too lazy to find yours, and the next minute, you're playing Mario Ka...
Naiya Gates
April 6, 2020
April Fool’s Day is the only day of the year that you can let out your mischievous side and get away with it. From shock pens to fake bugs, I have fallen for many tricks in the past, and this year, revenge is on my mind. Re...
Stella Fetherston
April 6, 2020
Tubular Spring Break Ideas:
Spring break is coming, which could mean any manner of fun activities. Hopefully, you’ll be able to keep a semi-regular sleep schedule (you won’t) while still living it up. Wi...
Catherine Phipps and Teddy Fronczak
April 6, 2020
We all know the one and only iconic Tualatin McDonald’s—no, not the inferior one by Nyberg Woods; rather, the one on our very own Boones Ferry Road, which features the gleaming salmon fountains, glistening for all of Tualatin ...
Ella Davis
April 6, 2020
Band Student #1: Ooh, I can’t wait for symphony rehearsal… Said no one ever.
Band Student #2: Ugh, I know. Can Chamber play in tune for once?
Orchestra Student: Yeah, hopefully Wind can actually count this time, too.
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Olivia Seits, Staff Writer
December 10, 2019
Oregon is a colorful and beautiful place to live, especially during the holiday season, no matter the unpredictable weather. On the bright side, Oregon gets so much rain, you can swim anytime you like. In order to fully experience...
Naiya Gates, Staff Writer
December 10, 2019
These are a few of my New Year’s resolutions for 2020 that can also improve the lives of all of you out there who want to have a great year. With enough teamwork, maybe – just maybe – we could check off all of the boxes.
Work...
Hibah Hammad, Staff Writer
December 10, 2019
It’s safe to say that when thinking of the memes brought to us by Twitter and now Tik Tok this year, there aren’t a whole lot of gems. With that being said, let’s talk about some of the best memes of 2019 because amidst...
Hannah Figueroa, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019
Freshman girl 1: Wow, cute scrunchie!
Freshman girl 2: Thanks. It matches my dress sksksk.
Freshman girl 1: *drops lilac hydro flask*
Freshman girl 2: And I oop.
Guy 1: Broski, this dance finna...
Olivia Seits, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019
Halloween: an annual holiday celebrated with candy and scary movies. But Halloween has some pretty weird facts in its history, like that candy corn was originally called chicken feet! Or that the most jack o’ lanterns ever lit...
Stella Fetherston, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019
The Woman in the Red Dress
She had gray skin pulled over her frame like stockings over legs. Her hands looked like the leaves of an elm in autumn—cracked and dry. She wore no shoes on her feet, but they still scrape...
Naiya Gates, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019
Located in Southern Nevada, a mystery has not gone unnoticed. Currently trending on social media, the topic of Area 51 has been explored in the form of memes, videos, and articles and many conspiracy theories. The rumored hiding...
