Trader Joe’s Fall Food Review: taking on pumpkin spice
October 15, 2020
As the days get colder, many find comfort in the warmth of fall flavors such as pumpkin spice or apple-cinnamon. The Lake Oswego Trader Joe’s did not disappoint in that department as their fall foods array was very full, with orange, pumpkin-food labels dominating every aisle. Trader Joe’s is actually known for having an amazing fall food selection, from pumpkin bagels to pumpkin curry to pumpkin pasta. We decided to put Trader Joe’s to the test to see if it really lives up to all the hype. We rated 10 of their items 1-10; with our very qualified culinary backgrounds, we were merciless with the critiques.
Pumpkin Spice Pretzel Slims:
Ava Bruce’s rating: 7 – more white chocolate flavor than pumpkin spice
Naiya Gates’s rating: 8 – the sweet and salty ratio was super good
Taryn Coulson’s rating: 7.5 – needs more pumpkin flavor
Pumpkin Biscotti:
Ava’s rating: 8 – tastes like pumpkin pie
Naiya’a rating: 7 – extra sweet pumpkin flavor
Taryn’s rating: 7 – right amount of crunch
Pumpkin Ice Cream:
Ava’s rating: 6.5 – too much of a resemblance to eggnog
Naiya’s rating: 8.5 – eggnog vibes
Taryn’s rating: 6 – not enough pumpkin
Mini Spicy Pumpkin Samosas:
Ava’s rating: 4.5 – wobbly and still softish
Naiya’s rating: 6 – like a soggy eggroll
Taryn’s rating: 5 – lacking pumpkin after spice
Pumpkin Pie Spiced Ginger Brew:
Ava’s rating: 2 – tastes like barely fizzy tea
Naiya’s rating: 3 – overpowering ginger flavor
Taryn’s rating: 2 – something I would drink when I was sick
Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark:
Ava’s rating: 5 – tastes like a generic granola bar
Naiya’s rating: 3 – too much dark chocolate
Taryn’s rating: 6 – pumpkin to chocolate ratio was unbalanced
Pepita salsa w/ leaf shaped tortilla chips:
Ava’s rating: 7 – very creamy salsa
Naiya’s rating: 8 – has a nice tanginess
Taryn’s rating: 8 – kick at the end!
Pumpkin Bagel (untoasted, plain):
Ava’s rating: 7 – pumpkin flavor is too subtle
Naiya’s rating: 3 – bland by itself
Taryn’s rating: 6 – pumpkin chunks inside are unappetizing
Pumpkin Butter:
Ava’s rating: 2 – tastes like straight pumpkin puree
Naiya’s rating: 5.5 – the consistency of jam
Taryn’s rating: 6 – tastes really sweet
Pumpkin Joe-Joes:
Ava’s rating: 8 – you can taste the pumpkin but it is not too overpowering
Naiya’s rating: 5 – a little bit too sweet
Taryn’s rating: 8 – tastes like graham cracker Goldfish
After tasting and rating all of the fall foods, we each had our own opinion on which was the best one. This was definitely a tough decision for all of us! Ava picked the pumpkin biscotti as her favorite.
“I’ve never been a huge fan of biscotti, so when I tried this, I wasn’t expecting much. After I tasted it, though, I realized it was one of my favorites. The pumpkin flavor was so good and it tasted just like pumpkin pie, which was amazing,” Bruce said.
Along with Bruce, Gates also chose a sweet food item.
“Even though I typically gravitate towards savory items, I could not stop thinking about the Pumpkin Ice Cream all night. It was so creamy and smooth and definitely reminded me of fall!” Gates said.
Because all three of us ate almost the entire jar, I think it’s safe to say that the Pepita Salsa also deserves a high rating. Coulson decided this one was the best by far.
“While I did enjoy most of the items we tried, my favorite would definitely be the Pepita Salsa. After hearing so much about it, I knew we had to try it, and I’m so glad we did. 10/10 recommend!” Coulson said.
Clearly, we are very experienced in the world of food tasting and we did not go easy on Trader Joe’s. Most of the food we tried was so, so good, but we were harsh because we wanted to make sure that we were completely honest with our reviews.
Trader Joe’s has a huge selection of fall-flavored treats, especially pumpkin. Some of the foods they carry wouldn’t traditionally be pumpkin flavored, but if you venture outside of your food comfort zone, you might be pleasantly surprised.