Overheard at Homecoming
November 14, 2019
Freshman girl 1: Wow, cute scrunchie!
Freshman girl 2: Thanks. It matches my dress sksksk.
Freshman girl 1: *drops lilac hydro flask*
Freshman girl 2: And I oop.
Guy 1: Broski, this dance finna be lit.
Guy 2: No cap dawg, we bout to get hype.
Guy 1: Imma dance with every girl there, I have so much juice.
*stands in the back of the gym and nods head entire time*
*smoke detector goes off*
Student 1: RIP bro, did it get too hot again?!
Student 2: This is just like last year.
*student 3 puts away juul*
Student 3: My bad guys.
Person 1: I got a professional photographer this year.
Person 2: You mean that kid holding an iPhone??
Person 1: It’s an iPhone 11.
Person 1: Legit.
*dance ends*
Girl 1: We look so cute in these pictures!
Girl 2: For real, my caption is original too-“Low quality pictures with high quality people *heart eye emoji star eye emoji*”
Girl 1: Wait…I was gonna say that.
Girl 2: …..