Overheard at Homecoming

Hannah Figueroa, Staff Writer

Freshman girl 1: Wow, cute scrunchie!

Freshman girl 2:  Thanks. It matches my dress sksksk.

Freshman girl 1: *drops lilac hydro flask*

Freshman girl 2: And I oop.

 

 

Guy 1: Broski, this dance finna be lit.

Guy 2: No cap dawg, we bout to get hype.

Guy 1: Imma dance with every girl there, I have so much juice.

*stands in the back of the gym and nods head entire time*

 

 

 

*smoke detector goes off*

Student 1: RIP bro, did it get too hot again?!

Student 2: This is just like last year.

*student 3 puts away juul*

Student 3: My bad guys.

 

 

 

 

Person 1: I got a professional photographer this year.

Person 2: You mean that kid holding an iPhone??

Person 1: It’s an iPhone 11.

Person 1: Legit.

 

 

 

 

*dance ends*

Girl 1: We look so cute in these pictures!

Girl 2: For real, my caption is original too-“Low quality pictures with high quality people *heart eye emoji star eye emoji*”

Girl 1: Wait…I was gonna say that.

Girl 2: …..