“I am so hungry I could eat a horse.” No, you wouldn’t.

But what would you eat? Let’s say we are in the woods, and every animal to have ever existed is also in the woods. Which unlikely animal are you most likely to eat? Me, I don’t know if I would really eat these, but maybe I would, so here is my list. I will be using a random animal generator to pull these animals.

1. Jaguar, 7/10:

I feel like Jaguars are pretty lean and muscular, so the flavor would be pretty bad, but the protein would be awesome.

Also, I could use the fur for an epic coat (ethically), and that’d be cool.

2. Chameleon, 3/10:

This would be very chewy, and honestly, I can’t imagine what it would taste like. Maybe like a leaf or perhaps a stick. Not desirable.

3. Whale, 5/10:

The blubber would be gas; I don’t know what the meat would taste like, maybe plankton. It sounds pretty good, but I don’t think I could finish a whale; I would be sad about wasting it.

4. Dog, 1/10:

Lowkey not good, poor dog. I’d be like, “aww.” This is also probably controversial, so no more comments.

5. Pufferfish, 10/10:

I’m gonna risk it for the biscuit and try the pufferfish. It can’t be that evil, but I’d also be scared of dying, I think, so maybe 9.5/10

6. Giraffe, 0/10:

It would make me sad because I like giraffes.

7. Hamster, 10/10:

Over/Under one bite challenge, I think under one bite. I got that. Probably crunchy. I would eat it alive for evil effect.

8. Horse, 10/10

If I were super hungry, I would eat a horse. That’s how hungry I would be.

Which one of these would you eat? Who is next?