RAP BATTLE STARTS….
ELF ON THE SHELF FROM THE WEST SIDE…..
ON THE OTHER SIDE……
SANTA…..FREAKING…CLAUS….

BEGIN (in the chimney in the white house and donald trump is there.)

OG ELF: “Santa, you’re dumb and you ain’t even fun, all of us elves are freaking done.
I’ve been on that shelf while you’re just ruining your health, eating all those cookies you just gon’ melt..with your dumb coat made of felt.. Idiot…”

SANTA: “Ho ho hold up. You make me throw up before I throw down…stupid clown. I own this town, the North Pole. Yup, I said it, I’m the freaking boss…you the baby like boss baby. My jit Rudolph about to go off hollon..”

Rudolph: “YO WHAT’S UP I’M RUDOLPH YOUR SHOE WILL BE CHEWED OFF YEAH.”

SANTA: “Thank you, Rudolph, for going off. That was so cool. You like to swim in the pool, don’t you…..”

OG ELF: “I don’t know what you guys are talking about..but Santa, I’m gonna leave you in a drought. I’m the freaking goat, and you’re just a lame. Nobody believes in you. I get all the fame.

Santa: “Ok, no more bull. I see red like Redbull and because of this I pull.. Ok? I will leave you on read after I make you dead, and I make that bread ya. I am sanTA. you are elf on the SHELF. You will be dusty like that penguin from Toy Story who was also left on the shelf…SANTA SANTA SANTA (in the cadence of fein)”

Donald Trump: “Hello Santa and Rudolph and Elf. It’s me, Donald Trump, and I am going to make you kiss my rump.”

Santa: “Hello”

Rudolph: “Hello”

Elf: “Hello”

Santa: “OG elf…why can’t we just be friends? You are so naugh-ty….”

OG Elf: “You know what Santa? You are right. Let’s be friends so we can savor Christmas.”