LEPRECHAUN VERSUS EASTER BUNNY BEGIN

Leprecuhan: I am small, but I am mighty, I will pull you by your tighty whities….

Easter Bunny: I would like this, stupid creature…if you want a wedgie, I will be the teacher…

Lepreechud: What the heck, Noah Beck, I’m from Scotland don’t even mess, I can’t even count my checks.

Easter Bunny: Leprechaun, more like leprosy, don’t even mess with me, you just keep testing me…When I release my eggs, it’ll only be the yolk you see.

Leprequandis: Nasty rabbit, you think you’re a hen, be what god intends.

Easter Bunny: Whoa there, buddy, that’s not cool, you would drown getting out of a kiddie pool.

Leprid: Bruh, eggs come out of your butt. I don’t wanna hear it, in fact, I don’t want to come near it…ew.. Easter Bunny poops out an egg

Easter Bunny: I’m going to throw these at you…think of it as my evil poo…

Leprosy: Bruh.

Lepronouns gets an egg thrown at his head cruelly and evilly

Easter Bunny: I…I didn’t realize that he would take that much damage from my egg projectile; he is just so small. Are you okay, Leprenunu?

Leprenchaun: N-no…Easter Bunny..is that you?

Easter Bunny: Yes, it’s me, Lepanini! Do you need an ambulance?!

Leprechaun: No. Just stay with me, okay?

Leprechaun passes in his arms

Easter Bunny: This is so sad. There truly are no winners in war.